Author / Lawrence Hapeman
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At the Bargaining Table with Dark Brandon
Lawrence Hapeman
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Halušky Recipe with a Brief Introduction
This halušky recipe comes from one of my grandmother’s cookbooks and is the perfect meal for a college student who has an awkward amount of time to make dinner — boxed pasta would be a little too quick, but chicken parm is definitely not happening. The first time I made this at school, I accidentally…
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Stale Bread: Joy in Hopeless Elections
Watching election results roll in is like eating a stale loaf of bread with a couple raisins hidden here and there in the dough. Most of it is unremarkable, but whenever you find a raisin, it feels like the world might be changing forever. It does not much matter if you like its taste or…
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The Beef Parasite of Questionable Existence
People love to engage in discourse about climate change. Especially when ‘engaging in discourse’ really means talking to a wall, except the wall responds with the most ignorant counterpoint possible, and you end up wishing this was a wall that couldn’t talk because at least you could trick yourself into thinking you were doing something…
